Jan 12, 2016

the signs as things my friends have said

  1. Aries: "so yeah we just each take a shot of fireball before bed now"
  2. Taurus: "do you dare me to eat this lemon"
  3. Gemini: "i'm not going to pour you another shot of vodka" (spoken right before pouring me another shot of vodka)
  4. Cancer: "i'm at school part time and hell full time"
  5. Leo: i was about to double text someone but then i remembered that i love myself
  6. Virgo: *walks up to hotel desk receptionist* "is there ice in this hotel"
  7. Libra: "as a future not yet practicing hoe"
  8. Scorpio: "i remember you like the crystal gems remember rose quartz"
  9. Sagittarius: "do you wanna smoke weed on Christmas Eve with a guy who was fired from our work"
  10. Aquarius: "i can't not think you are rad like don't even let that thought cross your mind"
  11. Capricorn: "telling the truth is always better in the end because it brings order to chaos"
  12. Pisces: "my plans for this weekend? probably some combination of homework and screaming"
Jan 12, 2016
Jan 11, 2016

god why do they need to have sex so much it’s weird

Jan 11, 2016
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Jan 11, 2016

but-im-better-with-a-pen:

when u get handed the aux cord 

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Jan 11, 2016
Jan 11, 2016

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Jan 11, 2016

tokyo-fashion:

Pretty kimono on the street in Shibuya tonight for Japan’s Coming of Age Day ceremonies. Coming of Age Day is one of my favorite days of the year to shoot street fashion in Tokyo! Lots more kimono pics coming soon.

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Jan 11, 2016
demiiwhiffin:
“ please and thank u
”

demiiwhiffin:

please and thank u 

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Jan 11, 2016

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